{"product_id":"my-mind-is-like-my-internet-browser-tote-bag-sassy-overstimulated-skeleton-funny-gift-shopper","title":"My Mind is Like My Internet Browser Tote Bag, Sassy Overstimulated Skeleton Funny Gift Shopper","description":"✨ Key Features\n👜 Made in the USA - Handcrafted with Love 🇺🇸\n👜 Durable canvas material built for daily use\n👜 Dual-sided printing ensures bold, eye-catching designs on the front and back\n👜 Spacious interior fits groceries, books, and all your overstimulated essentials\n👜 Comfortable shoulder straps for easy carrying\n👜 Lightweight yet sturdy design\n👜 Reusable and eco-friendly\n👜 Perfect for overthinkers, multitaskers, and anyone running on too many tabs.\n\n📌 Product Description\n\n19 tabs open, 3 are frozen, and you have no idea where the music is coming from. 💻💀 This sassy overstimulated skeleton tote bag perfectly captures the chaos of a mind that never truly shuts off. Whether you’re gifting it to the overthinker in your life or treating yourself, this funny canvas shopper is guaranteed to get a knowing laugh from anyone who’s ever felt like their brain has too many tabs open.\n\nProduct Details\n🧵 Material: Canvas\n🧵 Size: 16 inches x 15 inches\n🧵 Closure: Open top\n🚫 Care Instructions: Spot clean or hand wash cold, air dry\n\n🌱 Sustainability\nA reusable tote designed to help reduce single-use plastic — one less thing for your brain to tab through.\n\n❓ Frequently Asked Questions\n\nQ: Who is this tote bag a good gift for?\nA: Perfect for overthinkers, anxious multitaskers, ADHD warriors, or anyone who laughs at relatable internet humor and skeleton memes.\n\nQ: What size is the tote bag?\nA: The tote measures 16 x 15 inches — roomy enough for all the things your overstimulated brain told you to bring.\n\nQ: How do I care for this tote bag?\nA: Spot clean or hand wash in cold water and air dry to keep the print sharp and the vibes intact.\n","brand":"OrnamentallyYou","offers":[{"title":"Black Handle","offer_id":50108389228792,"sku":"TOTE1296-WHITE-BLK-HNDL","price":40.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0841\/2417\/2536\/files\/0d47712dbd00e64ab9e514fd7076f5d543ea72477e7d587267b75d9a8c64faba.png?v=1785810927","url":"https:\/\/somethingforsam.com.au\/products\/my-mind-is-like-my-internet-browser-tote-bag-sassy-overstimulated-skeleton-funny-gift-shopper","provider":"Something For Sam","version":"1.0","type":"link"}